Crisp

and now that i’m officially moved out: fuck maryland, the state flag is ugly and the mass obsession with it is cringe as hell. rally behind something else why don’t you.

I looked up the flag, why does it look like a warning sign for radiation and a children's hospital had a kid

HAND CRANKED AND TWISTED

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Oh thank you OP this would be an excellent use for the huge amount of spare cardboard currently cluttering my house. Brb making twenty.

reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust

You also cannot turn on subtitles on a VHS tape. It either has captions or doesn't. Usually doesn't.

#controversial yet brave these should all be shown to scale #world's tiniest cornish pasty right here. breaking my heart

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2