Ok so I haven't posted or used Tumblr in YEARS but I have returned to provide a follow up to my fabled You Egg post. Egg and I are still together after over five years and we are still memeing to this day. True love is real, kids.
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Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Ok so I haven't posted or used Tumblr in YEARS but I have returned to provide a follow up to my fabled You Egg post. Egg and I are still together after over five years and we are still memeing to this day. True love is real, kids.

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how does anyone in skyrim take my dragonborns seriously??
npc 1: who is that in the field? npc 2: ohâŚ.thatâs the dragonborn. sheâs the hero of skyrim and tamriel. npc 1: what is she doing? npc 2: sheâs uhâŚsheâs eating bees.
In which Kanaya fails at joke-telling
"The Witch of Time was not always the partyâs 8iggest trou8lemaker. Once she was as meek as can 8e."
a pre-snapped damara! iâve been meaning to draw her for a while.

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i donât know what i expected but it wasnât that
In which Dad dad-jokes John into telling him heâs adopted
dear xkit guy:
pls make an extension that removes the caption âIâM SCREAMING" and all other versions of that sentence from every post on this siteÂ
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dear xkit guy:
weâve just run into another problem
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper âi canât handle the responsibility of being spidermanâ
My father recently lost his job, we lost our house and now on top of this he has been diagnosed with cancer of the lymph nodes.Â
He is a professional machinist and has been working as one for over 30 years, only to then have his work stolen from him by his own mother and sister. Â Weâve been scraping by since then and now that he lost his job we have absolutely nothing to live off of.
He is such a strong person and until yesterday I have never once seen him cry. Â Weâre absolutely devastated - he has cancer and we have no way to help him. Â
He has always refused to take money from other people and he has spent his life helping people in need, and now we are the ones who need help.
My motherâs best friend has made a gofundme to try and help us pay our bills (we currently have no income whatsoever) and get him the treatment he so desperately needs. Â
If you canât donate then (please, please, please) signal boost this. Â Iâll also share with him any supportive asks I receive regarding this..
I love my father so much and I am so afraid to lose him right now.
GOFUNDME
Update: Apparently some people are having issues with gofundme so Iâve added a donate button to my sidebar!! Â Thank you guys so much!
Update #2: The doctor alerted us that theyâve likely found cancer in his sinuses as well. Please please please signal boost this Iâm really scared right now.
Update #3:  He has cancer in his lymph nodes and we just found out he has it in his bone marrow as well⌠ Please please please signal boost this, the notes have slowed down to a near standstill and Itâs really worrying me.. Even if you canât donate, please reblog.  We need help.

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What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.
This is sorta manditory to reblog.
This joint kills you faster than the bubonic plaque. True
thats because it was designed in the lab to do that
Oh jesus christ. Not one of these âLetâs talk about the symptoms without discussing the realities of the disease!â shit posts. All these do is make people panic and think their cold is some sneaky form of Ebola.
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU GUYS. ITS TIME TO PULL UP A CHAIR, TURN ON YOUR SCIENCE EARS AND:
(Iâm using Bill Nye because this is gonna be a goddamn science talk and I know you people love nostalgia)
HERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT EBOLA:
EBOLA IS ONLY TRANSMITTED THROUGH CONTACT WITH THE BLOOD OR BODY FLUID OF AN INFECTED PERSON.This is why one of its nicknames is âthe Caregiverâs diseaseâ! Because most people who contract it are people who were taking care of an infected patient or handled bodies with Ebola. So the general rule of thumb to avoid Ebola (and dozens of other disease much more prevalant everywhere) is: IF YOU SEE BLOOD OR BODILY FLUIDS THATâS NOT FROM YOUR BODY - DONâT FUCKING TOUCH IT.
THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS A SHITTY SURVIVAL RATE OUTSIDE A HOST. This means that once a strain of the virus leaves a personâs body outside through blood, vomit, snot, etc - it canât survive very long at all. In fact many scientific studies find that itâs hard to estimate exactly how long it can survive because their samples tend to start to break down before they can even run tests. This means sitting on a toilet seat in Dallas will not get you fucking ebola.Â
ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS OUTBREAK HAS GOTTEN SO BAD IS DUE TO SHITTY HEALTH CONDITIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE INFECTED COUNTRIES. And by shitty, I mean itâs hard to get clean water and supplies level of shitty. While we can argue about the shitty state of US healthcare (and itâs 100% valid discussion) - it really doesnât compare to what these clinics have.
IT DOES NOT HAVE A 100% MORTALITY RATE. Yes, it can be very deadly (from 25-90%), but again, most of the reasons itâs been so deadly is because of the shitty health conditions pointed out in #3. But it is completely possible to survive through Ebola if you get proper treatment (which you shouldnât have it in the first place if you followed #1).
NOT EVERY AFRICAN COUNTRY HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA. In fact compared to other epidemics, the rate this one has spread is small (I mean it is tragic, no question about that, but objectively speaking it doesnât even hold a candle to the Bubonic plague, Spanish Influenza, HIV/AIDS or even H1N1). The countries infected are Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, all located in West Africa. And by infected, I mean about 0.0004% of their combined populations of 20 million are infected - which in pandemic terms this is tiny. So if you or your friends or your family who are either traveling or living in other parts of Africa you really shouldnât worry about Ebola because- Africa is fucking huge.
THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE IT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB. This is a conspiracy theory thatâs been thrown out there in order to explain why itâs so deadly. People get anxious, and they blame what they can.
And thatâs it! It pretty much boils down to itâs really not something to panic about - and you shouldnât handle other peopleâs bodily fluids or blood without proper equipment. Which- you really shouldnât do that at anytime, anyplace.
Theyâre both texting someone right now saying âsome weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.âÂ
who wore it better
It literally kills me when men think they know womenâs fashion better than women

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinciâs best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy theyâre perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.Â
THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS
Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is âSHES GOT EYEBROWSâ. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisaâs vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.Â
this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site
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