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Me describing my attachment to Shulk: he’s got catastrophic levels of Autistic White Boy energy going on. he’s an extremely skilled mechanical engineer at 18 years old. he’s liable to snap in half if he gets any aggro in battles. he’s been on life support for 14 years and has no idea. he talks like a goddamn villain from time to time. he’s running around for 10.5 hours of jrpg plot in a turtleneck sweater and cargo shorts. he hates vegetables. he gets bodied every other cutscene and it’s never enough to make him reconsider blindly flinging himself at people the second he gets pissed off. he has a massive laser sword that doubles as his cursed amulet. he’s Monad From Gnosticism’s favorite little skrunkly creature. his voice acting is the most scrumptious performance I think I’ve ever heard. he’s haunted me for almost 10 years. he recreates the universe via Big Bang 2.0. he’s terrified of caterpillars. every day I wake up

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years