i wanna brainwash you into loving me forever

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

I survived a monday, and for what? tuesday? disgusting.

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

I just want to be financially stable and having really good sex.

you’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning WHOSE PORTRAIT’S ON THE MANTLE! WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS! MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELED

new game for today: what, to you, is taylor’s most perfect song? not necessarily your favorite but rather what you think is simply flawless 🎤🎤🎤

i can’t be nonchalant i literally giggle at my own jokes