i wanna brainwash you into loving me forever

BRING THIS FASHION BACK.

@athingofvikings

What is a man? An ecstatic little pile of pigments.

^reblogging for that comment

Forever reminder that the ancient world was colorful everywhere, and every attempt to brownwash it in modern fiction is sheer laziness.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.