i wanna brainwash you into loving me forever

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

a vampire stroking your hair lovingly as they ease their fangs into your neck. you agree.

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.