Titty Miracles

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

This post has about 10% as many reblogs as there are active users.

I bet getting punched in the stomach feels really good actually (positive)

"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,

every disabled person on earth should get whatever sex toys they need delivered to their house free of charge

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

My problematic belief is that Kurt Cobain was a trans woman, and estrogen could have helped her.

my Unproblematic belief is that (Kourtney?) Cobain was a trans woman, and estrogen would have saved her.

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

i posted this because i was imagining a demon girl cleaning her horns with a spinny brush in the shower and shooting ropes bc of the vibrations. this is important

and the bristles of the brush graze the skin at the base of her horns and it really fucking tickles okay

this is getting reblogs again but everyone is reblogging the most palatable version (original post without the additions) and reminding me how weak the “perverts” of this site truly are ….

Doctor come quick! she thinks she's a brat! Give her 20cc's of "Oh sweetie, you're trying so hard to be a big girl right now, aren't you?" Quickly Doctor! she thinks she's tough!