people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

boys are made to be tortured for your entertainment

I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways

cant wait to see how the curse will distort and twist to afflict me next

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

straight women who genuinely like men's assholes are essentially itinerant rōnin on the weather beaten frontiers of sexuality

I’m actually really upset about hazbin hotel fetishizing gay relationships and gay sex because those character designs are so fucking ugly and making them have yaoi together Is so painful for me it’s like taking something deeply culturally significant to me and twisting it to make me sick

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning