lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

this is exactly what it's like to archive laserdiscs

we used to say kill all men

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

and he'd be kinda purple too

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

do you cum a little when you see me make a post after a period of no activity?

They are shy because she is so beautiful