Rhiannon

if you were wearing this all at the same time the bottom half of the shirt would get cut off and all you would see is “of course i cum fast” and a big ol bass

honestly? that's funnier

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

oh to be the daughter of a small town librarian having a romance with the daughter of the baker from the next town over, spending our days on a picnic blanket under a willow tree reading antique books and eating strawberries while we watch cows graze nearby

Caroline totes had a vampire lover.

This is by far, my favorite theory.

I will just lay down for a bit

maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this

all jackets should have inside pockets its the best feature and everyone else needs to get on board. whats better than reaching inside ur jacket to retrieve Secret Objects from your Secret Pocket? nothing. nothing. youre gonna store your wallet and weapons and cool rocks you find in your outside pocket? where they can fall out?? where someone can swipe them? like an idiot? get inside pockets

Hector

Hector