It is what it Is

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

yeah okay ill reblog that

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way