hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage.  Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

With every year I become less of a dumbass

I occasionally go through the 293584079556 notes on this post and look at all the various takes and sigh, but this one’s great. thank you. let’s become marginally less dumbassed every year

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

I’ve been waiting for 2019 fashion my whole life 

2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.

in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong

haters will see me and wish they hadn’t

tag urself i’m 5000% pure uncut bertie wooster. everyone around me is my slightly exasperated jeeves

Lestat’s Erotic Friend Fiction

#oh so lestat gets to write fanfic but not the rest of us (via @squirreltastic)

the essentials.

#you ever feel like a modern person and then you catch an eye of something like this #and your entire hunter-gatherer midbrain just goes #*this will Protect Us from Harm* #*scoops* #*pockets* #rocks (via @wellntruly)

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy

frollo has logged tf on

Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.