MK

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Love the moments in Xena: Warrior Princess where the music swells and Xena says something like “Gabrielle, stay back. This is Menthos, god of brain aneurisms” and the camera cuts to, and I cannot stress this enough, Literally Just Some Guy From New Zealand

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

If Merlin hadn't been a family show they would have called them cunt, slut and murderer instead of courage, strength and magic

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago