Jackass

"Slip & Slide" Jackass Season 3, Episode 4

2001

pairing ; johnny knoxville x fem!reader contains ; fluff(?) , slight nsfw(?) a/n ; im back after my hiatus for.... however long it was.. so here's some knox headcanons whilst i try plan a fic:) summary ; a collection of johnny knoxville relationship hcs.

⬩ loves to show you off and be ur own personal hype man: "ooh look at you!" "give us a twirl."

⬩ controversial take ... but he isn't the jealous type. unless you're flirting back, he enjoys sitting back and watch other guys try to flirt with you (and laugh about their reactions once they're inevitably rejected).

⬩ loves kissing you. doesn't matter where. as long as his lips are on ur skin he's happy.

⬩ teases you like a mf. u can't walk into a room without him teasing you at least once.

⬩ slaps u on the ass like it's his job.

⬩ super affectionate. even in public he's still showing you affection - not disgusting pda or anything, but little things like casually having his arm around your shoulders when you're walking, or playing footsies under the table at dinner.

⬩ the biggest baby when he's sick/injured - unless you're watching: "nah babe, i'm good, just a concussion and a broken rib."