If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.

Man I don’t think I’ll get over the gut-wringing embarrassment of being mentally ill in front of someone I want to be friends with.

adventure time r34 fanfiction but its all written in adventure time speak so the sex scenes are all phrased like 'he straight slid his boingloings right into the stuffhole'

@inneskeeper

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

It's the venting. In the USA, dryers have massive exhaust vents to the outside of the room/building that take the hot wet away and leave hot dry behind. In many other countries, dryers do not generally have external exhaust vents, and simply fill the room they are in with the hot wet, which may or may not be enough to actually remove the hot wet from the clothing depending on how well ventilated the room itself is.

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.