That's A Definite Maybe

This is fantastic.

I hate you.

The absolute two best responses to a pun, and both equally cherished.

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

found the guy

I was born with Haley's Comet so my mother named me after Mark Twain, who was also born with it. Hopefully I'll live long enough to die with it like him as well.

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Forgot to tag: @beardedmrbean @silent-calling @rohirric-hunter @such-justice-wow @beaked-whales-in-exile @obliviousfloral @pennywise-fucker @atepa09 @the-lady-bryan @uncle-beanbag-mojave @jdeko @riallasheng @hawkeyedflame @weaponizedhorse

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

he looks like he needs a cigarette