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My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

Does anyone know what to do

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

The Lady of the Lake loves Lancelot SOOOO much. Most of the other characters in Arthurian legend are orphaned or have a strained relationship with their parents but Lancelot’s mommy shows up to take care of him if he gets sick. He’s got her on speed dial on a magical ring she gave him. She’s acting like a stage mom to further his knightly career. She is more committed to this baby she stole than the humans in Arthurian legend are committed to their children. King Arthur himself killed at least two of his kids but the Lady of the Lake is keeping Lancelot alive against all odds through magical means.

Uther gave his firstborn (and only) son to a wizard no questions asked as payment for helping him coerce his crush into sleeping with him, the Lady of the Lake saved two of Lancelot’s cousins from certain death because she loved him and therefore loved anyone related to him. He had never met the cousins, they were just Lancelot-shaped enough for her to care about.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

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I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

I actually think it is still bad even if it is a religious ethnostate for a highly oppressed ethnicity and religion. I just don’t think it’s a good idea

The most annoying thing about making cities in the United States car-centric is that it also makes them miserable places to drive a car. You can’t make them car-friendly because they inevitably become actively hostile to cars. They are still car-centric, just unfriendly. Like dogfighting. That’s not friendly to the dogs but it’s pretty dog-centric. It’s also illegal. Something to consider.