Shh! It's A Secret!

Flowers are blooming, and the sun is shining.

It's 90° in June because of climate change.

The 8° C heating projection has quietly been removed from the list of likely scenarios.

NASA sent astronauts to orbit the moon, and people involved in the mission were making references to "Project Hail Mary."

The United States started a war that is probably going to collapse the global economy for years.

Mexico passed a bill to create a nationalized healthcare system. 

What a beautiful time to be alive.

What a silly time to be alive.

What a terrible time to be alive.

All of it is true at the same time.

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her

Gordon Lightfood never did

a song about it.

single follower through all

this bullshittery

Saw a passage from the book and got inspired

[ID 2: a screenshot from the book. It reads,

I cleared my throat. “Yes. Today I’ll be talking about the Astrophage’s Krebs cycle. It’s identical to what we find in Earth mitochondria, but with one additional step—”

Annie held up her hand. “Oh, sorry. One more thing—” She turned to DuBois. “Martin, we have about fifteen minutes of personal time after this lesson and before our next training exercise. Want to meet up in the bathroom down the hall and have sex?”

“I find that agreeable,” said DuBois. “Thank you, Dr. Shapiro.”

“Okay, cool.”

They both looked to me, ready for their lesson. I waited a few seconds to make sure there was no more oversharing, but they seemed content. “Okay, so the Krebs cycle in Astrophage has a variant—wait. Do you call her Dr. Shapiro while having sex?”

“Of course. That’s her name.”

“I kind of like it,” she said.

“I’m sorry I asked,” I said. “Now, the Krebs cycle…”

'McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!'