i love the minnesota wild

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

men always want to make me feel stupid. no. i am stupid on my own terms

It’s so sad that the NHL season is over! Wow no more NHL games until October! So sad nobody won the cup this year! 

‪“I don’t think Pavelski is 100% and that (fall) isn’t gonna help him feel 100%” thanks Pierre an astute observation ‬

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

An ancient artifact

In my mind Don Cherry wakes up twice a night in cold sweat because of this year’s playoffs

I like thinking that the Carolina Hurricanes have been fueled this season by two things: a desire to work together as a team to win the Cup and pure spite at Don Cherry.

the single dumbest penalty to take is a too many men penalty. you have One Job and it’s to be able to count to five.