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draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

jesus christ yall dont play video games on easy oh my god

You never play a video game on easy no matter how hard it is to get through.

my least favorite thing that happens on this post is people who support it- except when it comes to the thing they’re good at gamers say “never play on easy” artists say “sing off key but for the love of god no stick figures” singers say “all this but if you can’t sing keep your mouth shut” you know what? i know your type. you’re all jerks & you’re not fun to be around. have fun jacking off to the concept of superiority at your wet blanket convention. i’ll be over here actually enjoying myself

Skitty

Good post OP!

Good post OP!

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Good post OP!

What's goyim?

goyim is like when you’re traveling somewhere. like “i’m goyim home”

no, that’s “going”. goyim is a condiment commonly found on a sandwich. like goyim pickles

you’re thinking of “gherkin!” goyim is a large desert region in east asia

no thats “gobi”, goyim is a popular search engine

youre thinking of “google”, goyim is our creator, who freed us from egypt and gave us the Torah

you’re thinking of g-d! goyim is actually the band with such songs as “somebody that i used to know” and “brontë”

no, you’re thinking of gotye; goyim are animals commonly used for milk as an alternative to cows

No, that’s a goat! A goyim is a small red berry that has recently become very popular due to its many health benefits!

No no no, that’s a goji berry! A goyim is the small species of lizard that’s been made famous by an insurance commercial

No, that’s Geico! Goyim is the once-hobbit-creature born of corruption in J. R. R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy!

No, that Gollum! Goyim is a large elegant party often held in someone’s honor.

No, you’re thinking of “gala.” Goyim is a horrendous dish made from ground fish often eaten around Passover.

@wutheringbites

trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing for affection and wish you the best in whoever you pursue instead

lmao seriously tho

[Caption: a digital illustration of Yorkie and Kelly from San Junipero.]

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this