Trans Nico Supremacy

its fun catching jokes and riordanisms that don't make any sense for hazel's pov. her talking about nuclear bombs is one - not an impossible reference, but not really one that makes sense for her to make. another one is her making fun of the amazon named doris, a name more common than her own when she was growing up.

Thinking about a revived Jason Grace,,,,a revived Jason whose patron goddess pseudo mother Hera REFUSES to let sleep in the Zeus cabin after her conversation w him about Jason,,,,Jason who is the only person that has ever been allowed to reside in Hera’s cabin,,,,

fic writing as we speak btw because ive been thinking about this for weeks and have finally snapped

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

I bring a type of “Nico would gain weight and work out a little every day in his own specific type of way that is easy on his body and ever so slowly build up his strength and stamina again and will eventually be pretty damn buff when he’s healthy and grown up but he doesn’t care about being buff he just wants his muscles to not hurt all the time and gentle exercise kinda helps and he likes having regular stamina instead of being tired all the time” type of vibe to the table that the scrawny teenage Nico fans don’t really like.

in will's defense, if my boyfriend was obviously in love with his dead best friend jason who sorta looked like me, i would probably also flirt with an empousa in front of him. get some fuckin perspective on who you've already lost and who you might still lose, bitch

no one gaf but i was thinking of brown recluse spiders because uhhh something plague powers something but im very arachnophobic so instead of getting refs i decided to bullshit thru it

while i can understand the angle that its problematic that rr made leo cook tacos in tlh, im also of the opinion that its honestly not that bad in comparison to his other fumbles. the average fifteen year old knows how to make tacos. its a one pan meal if you don’t heat the tortilla up and just cook the meat and veg in the pan. if you’re fifteen and don’t know how to cook at least a quesadilla, a taco, or a grilled cheese, id figure we maybe got a new issue

leo calling women mamacita is actually proof that he’s a he/him butch ‘hey mamas’ lesbian and that rick riordan was too scared to put that in a children’s book series in this essay i will—

if you see jason grace on the ground getting beaten to a pulp by nico di angelo, do NOT help him. hes right where he wants to be

this would happen 🤭

Mormons also don’t baptize their kids at birth (instead doing it at 8 years old) so leo feasibly could be an unbaptized heathen lol. dude born out of the covenant and unbaptized 😓