❥ MASTER BAITER .ᐟ Ragebaiting sukuna (it's so easy) Sukuna x reader
"I said dont you think your hairline is starting to.. yknow?"
"No, I do not know. Spill it out." Sukuna sneered, eye twitching in patience.
"I mean you are getting pretty old and male pattern baldness is common nowadays-"
You could hear his mug crack and shatter, crushed under his grip. "Are you asking if I'm going bald?"
"Brat, I am not going bald."
“Don’t get emotional,” you coo. “It happens to a lot of guys your age.”
“I am not emotional neither am I that old, and my body is not as weak as to start losing hair and going gray at, what? 30?”
“Whatever makes you feel big and strong!”
His jaw flexes, a vein starting to bulge on his neck. "Do you have a death wish?”
“Aw, don’t be sensitive, pal. It’s just hair. I’ll love you even when you’re rocking the monk look.”
“Sure thing, chief. Want me to get you some Rogaine? I heard they help a ton with thinning hair-”
Sukuna launches a pillow at your face so hard it nearly knocks you over. "So emotional." You giggle.
"I am going to rip your lungs out of your miserable chest-" He growls, getting up to lunge at you.