I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

peecee dead of ass printed out a picture of annabeth to keep in his binder. he’s such a fucking loser. ugh. we should disembowel him. he should suffer bessie’s fate for this.

mr d has called percy peepee johnson at some point. percy did actually lunge at him. the name has stuck. clarisse refuses to let it die. she gets every new camper to call him it.

rr’s deplorable overuse of potty humor in his published books vs my glorious piss jokes on tumblr dot com