Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

if demigods were allowed smart phones the very first contact percy would make with any of the greeks in SoN would be sending thalia a video of him using the 12th legions eagle to shoot lightning and smirking into the camera. no words spoken. no context given. she's crushing her phone in her hand as she watches it.

the way people saw age gaps between the dsmp creators will never not be funny to me. like the conflict of jack and niki “trying to kill a child” when they were only 1-2 years older than him. they could’ve been in high school together. they were trying to kill their classmate at best

how much banger fanwork has been killed in its infancy due to the 40-hour workweek. Do you know how many absolutely rockin comics live only in my head because I don't have time or arm ability left to draw them. As well as weird original comics

even if employed we all have to get more unemployed spiritually

wow this scene in my head is great. once i write all 50,000 words to get there then you'll understand too

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.