just thinking about how mikey always fucking wanted to perform at wembley and how they’re playing HIS FUCKING SONG (disenchanted) right now. loud fuckin sobs

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

healing is lonely but so was begging to be understood

my whole life is just “oh ok”

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

Demigods... lukercy... lukercy..... there's so much to uncover here

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house