Between Ethan "turns and runs when he sees he is very clearly outmatched and accepts when he has been defeated without much hassle" Nakamura and Alabaster "I don't care if I'm fighting against the twelve Olympians, the loyal minor deities, the nature spirits, the satyrs, the centaurs, a whole bunch of powerful, angry half-bloods and who knows who else. I will keep fighting y'all till I drop dead" C Torrington, you'd be surprised at who died because they decided to stab an impenetrable titan and who didn't fucking do that.

You're paying for my therapy

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

This is what Republicans sound like

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?