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-you were my everything-

#if every Billie song was like this #wow #billie eilish #you were my everything

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flodaya

everything coming full circle (2/2)

darlingod

TWK Ch.30

Cardan:

kaelio

Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

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stevviefox

Please register and vote.

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— Ernest Hemingway, from The Complete Works; "The Old Man and the Sea,"

typewriter-worries

[ Text ID: You are killing me, but you have a right to. / Never have seen a greater, or more , or / a calmer or more noble thing than you. Come on / and kill me. I do not care who kills who. ]

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liesandnights

Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.

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Matthew MacFadyen as Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (2005)

andpiefordessert

I love AUs. I love the “we would fall in love in any universe. i would find you in any universe. i am yours, no matter the circumstance, no matter where i am what i am who i am, all i am is yours. always. in every universe, but especially this one.”

tooies

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

funeralprocessor

ancestral form of touch grass

I have had sweat dripping down my face from rolling my suitcases down my street wearing my comfy airport clothes at 09:30 in the Lord's morning and still managed to have an engineer hit on me 🙄

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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

systlin

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

gallusrostromegalus

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

filthyprotozoan

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

hubris-i

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

fridge246

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

jemthecrystalgem

Sorry it’s what to elves

dvandom

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

endreal

Legolas said fuck the horizon

inkie-heart

my entry for the pokemon tcg illustration contest! didn’t make it past preliminaries though ;w;

aqueerkettleofish

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

ericvilas

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

ericvilas

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

hungry-joe

catscafecomics

I’m happy to announce ‘One Cup at a Time’! The second collection of Cat’s Cafe comics comes to book shelves in 2022. Stay turned for more details on release soon.

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The Impossible Task

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dear lord, the dissatisfaction I feel in being me- the imperfect creature that couldn’t be clean- the perfectionism that pricks my skin- my insides are burning.

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