The Music Fandoms in a Nutshell
95% of the time I encounter someone who identifies with one of the following, this is them...
5SOS Fam: The guys are all gay for each other. Accept it. ACCEPT IT NOW.
Harmonizers: Everyone who isn't 5H is a flop and sucks. Also you only get to like one or two members and then violently fight with Harmonizers who chose someone different. Oh but we're totally about feminism *lifts up mockingjay symbol* we just don't support women who aren't 5H, k??? *add in spelling errors*
Directioners: Date any of them and I'll kill you. Just kidding... But seriously, I won't stop harassing you if you so much as make a joke about one of MY boys.
Zayn-Directioners: I miss Zayn but he just wants to be normal! *Zayn starts making music and parties with A-listers* It's not his fault he's just having fun and being normal! IT'S PERRIE'S FAULT SHE RUINED EVERYTHING. *****some occasionally diss directioners
Mixers: My favorite is Perrie *later* My favorite is Jade *later* My favorite is Jesy *later* My favorite is Leigh... Who the fuck am I anymore I'm so confused... SHUT UP ABOUT ONE DIRECTION!
Arianators: Ari is a queen and can do no wrong! *is shown something she did that was wrong* She's only human! *seconds later* And she can really do no wrong! *add in spelling errors*
Lovatics: Demi is so underrated. Demi is my hero. Demi has had suuuuuuuuch a hard life. Demi needs a Grammy nomination ASAP. Other people who get it don't even deserve it 90% of the time!!!!!
Swifties: Katy Perry is such a bitch slut whore!
Katy Kats: Taylor Swift is such a bitch slut whore!
Selenators: But... but... Selena is so beautiful and nice *cowers into a corner*
Belibers: JUSTIN BIEBER IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED AND NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER BE AS GREAT AS HIM HE HAS MADE MISTAKES BUT OBVIOUSLY HE IS LEARNING OH HE DID IT AGAIN OH WELL HE'S STILL PERFECT AND I'LL HURT EVERYONE I KNOW IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE HE'S AN ANGEL AND SELENA IS A SLUT *add in spelling errors*
Did I miss someone important??? What do you think is the most annoying behavior of each fandom? (Obviously I think Beliebers and Directioners//especially the Zayn stans/// are the most obnoxious lol. Admit it, for the most part they are, I'm a part of some of these and I've seen it firsthand!)
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