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Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

look at my head boy

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

someone in the notes said this was up there with the bloodborne ladder video and I have literally never been more flattered

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

easy as fuck . were they stupid?