still your only son

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

My bisexual wife

invisible cities

WE NEED UNDETECTABLE IMPERCEIVABLE CITIES NOW IF URBANISM IS EVER GLING TO SUCCEED

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

Move it, football head!!

I just know in my heart that Jake Pinkman got into an Ivy League school and had a seismic mental breakdown the first semester and had to drop out just like I know in my heart of hearts that he didn’t tell his parents it was his weed that they kicked Jesse out over until years later instead letting the secret shame of it eat him alive until he was unable to accept any accolades or congratulations or compliments without thinking they wouldn’t say that if they knew

I just know in my heart that Jake Pinkman got into an Ivy League school and had a seismic mental breakdown the first semester and had to drop out just like I know in my heart of hearts that he didn’t tell his parents it was his weed that they kicked Jesse out over until years later instead letting the secret shame of it eat him alive until he was unable to accept any accolades or congratulations or compliments without thinking they wouldn’t say that if they knew