they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey