dang thats slick

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

Every ship fandom I’m in are like “X is the top!” “No Y! KYS!!!” “No they’re both bottoms!!” Ok but like what if they’re both bad at sex huh???? Ever think of that pea brains???

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

You have ranked up with the {Elf Faction}, you may now use the [Touch Ears Inappropriately] action without incurring reputation loss.

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️