Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath of a brutal global nuclear war no longer remembers her fully or who he used to be because the thing that kept him alive all those years also drove him completely insane and now she finally has to accept that he’ll never truly be the same friend she once knew and decides that even though he does questionable and sometimes dangerous stuff now because of his insanity she’ll still accept him back into her life as he is because he’s still important to her and probably needs a friend now that his mental state has caused him to be alienated by most other people, here’s another fart joke

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

i’m not cut out for the job market you guys i’m meant to be someone’s lesbian trophy wife i just feel it in my heart of hearts 

Please be happy for other people. Your time will come.

I keep trying

did geoffrey zakarian write this

feed me i’m a baby!