the dead pigs writhe.

god has started to bite the world!! he's become omnomniscient!!

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

Here's your controller bro

more women should submit to the madness and turn into giant screaming dog beasts

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

i use :3 but i’m still masc.