:^)

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping