:^)

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

Put me back in the water right now or ill die

Right now or ill die

Squirm for me

Unh

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff