Trash

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

This one shot is everything

so my friend just texted me to see how i’m doing today. i said i’m alright why do you ask. and he said you were wearing more rings than usual today. and i said yeah what’s that got to do with the price of fish. he replied. with. “You wear more rings when you need the extra sensory input in your hands, which is usually correlated to an overall worse mental state because usually you like less sensory input, your max number of rings is 3 or 4. So I thought I’d check on how you’re doing.”

okay i know i’m op but ??? @wizardarchetypes this is hilarious to me