ello govnuh

who invented emotions they’re stupid i hate them

note to self never ever talk to neurotypical straight people about relationships ever again

i’m not allowed to have crushes anymore

me and my mini crush on my classmate because she’s pretend mean and challenges me intellectually

as a gay wasian who grew up playing sports and even played at the collegiate level against olympians and had to hide her sexuality let me just say i HATE heated rivalry

if i can pull this off it’ll be the greatest caper ever

had a dream i made out with a girl who ghosted me two months ago so i texted her this morning surely nothing can go wrong

guys i’m so obsessed with twice it’s actually a problem

stop making caitvi men they are lesbians you cannot be a man and a lesbian it’s pissing me off

i know i have a strong will because i said no to a lot cigarette held to my lips by the hottest woman i’ve ever met begging me to try it

something that’s really wholesome is that being a lesbian at a Catholic university I was really afraid of coming out for so long, but I recently had an interaction where I was at the bar with some friends, and there were some frat brothers there and it came into conversation that I was a lesbian, and I suddenly freaked out because I thought I was DONE FOR, but instead of one of the frat brothers goes “ Oh sick. My mom’s best friend is a lesbian. She goes skydiving sometimes.” and that was the end of the conversation. He also recently told me he would run a two man operation with me at the bar because we are “running the same courts”. sometimes the world is a cool place