The Hunger In Your Haunt.

if you’re reading this, something good is going to happen to you soon 

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

the way matty says “come on baby” in somebody else. Reblog if you agree.

me counting off the letters so i know how many asteriks to include in my nsfw tags: OK p…. u.. s.. s.. y,

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

Stay away from people who use what you’ve told them in private against you.