The library should have a smoker’s section

expected post by an individual with a smiths pfp

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?

Ooo I got calced

With the death of Jimmy Buffett, it's clear the old world is dying. Boomerism slipping quietly into the night. Maybe no one else better represented its aspirational vision. The end of the work day. The end of history. The possibility, just over the horizon, of a terrestrial paradise. A cheeseburger in paradise.

today, my friends, it's 5 o'clock everywhere

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

I genuinely think the Heathcliff guy has cracked the code. Newspaper comics are subject to a constant demand to be as inoffensive as possible, and no one can make a credible argument that you've offended them if no one can explain what it is that you are doing.

He was forced to begin or end an activity at a time which didn't end in 30 or 00

i wish the predatory lesbian trope was real Where are the lesbians predatorying on ME. its all hiiiii youre so pretty no YOURE so pretty!!! im so done with that shit i need a 30+ year old lesbian to objectify me stat