might start birdwatching or kill myself or something

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

Well anyway earlier i was trying to read a weather channel article about all the places in europe experiencing the highest recorded temperatures ever and the site kept trying to force me to use AI overview and also there was a sponsored(?) Kalshi graph embedded within the article that i can only assume is goading you into clicking on it to bet on the weather. cant make this stuff up people

a hockey player during the off season is a kind of dead wife