might start birdwatching or kill myself or something

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

she mayday on my parade until i jamie all over

"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones