might start birdwatching or kill myself or something

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend

the concept of asking your 16 year partnership “are you trying to get me drunk” as a flirtation technique in front of your millions of viewers who you raised…

terfs kill yourself. transgender women live forever

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

HEARTWARMING: niche as fuck album nobody in history has ever given a shit about your online friend recommended is actually great

sometimes liking a musician is such a core psrt of your personality that you just forget to listen to the music they make and then you listen to it again and youre like Waittttt has anyone heard of this

sometimes liking a musician is such a core psrt of your personality that you just forget to listen to the music they make and then you listen to it again and youre like Waittttt has anyone heard of this

all of my younger mutuals are my nephew i worry about and all of my older mutuals are my uncle i worry about. and i assume i am both worrisome nephew and uncle to many of you also

I was terminally online from a young age

this long dead historical figure is literally my close personal friend. you wouldnt get it

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car