MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog
Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:
Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> βThe government shouldnβt be able to force anything on my body I donβt want.β
Anti surveillance -> βI donβt trust big government/big tech (big brother if youβre feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.β
Immigration -> βNext to all of us immigrated at some point, I donβt see why the elites get to decide whoβs allowed to be where. Whatβs to stop them coming for me?β
Climate Change -> βBig oil shouldnβt get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I donβt want to be dependent on some big business to survive.β
State Violence -> βI donβt want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!β
The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they donβt care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.
