as a smoker one of the fastest way i dissuade people from smoking is i go you know how your headaches suck. imagine a permanent headache that slowly gets more and more expensive to cure and also you cant stop coughing in the middle of all of this. yeah? this sucks.

i have said this before but end stage liver failure did not dissuade me from starting opiates. what dissuaded me was someone telling me "do you want to be itchy for the rest of your life? this is how you be itchy for the rest of your life."

oh… HIM boba…

god i hate quark

WHATEVER.............................

i’m trying to establish kinship with other honda fit drivers by honking (politely) but that’s not enough. They have to know we are brothers

every time i see/pass/etc one i say Honda Fit Brother…. out loud. please feel my telepathic waves

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else