we're all winging it

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

thank you. I’m cursing everybody out who blames one fucking party of the equation.

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him