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@newmoonxy <3
âdo it scaredâ im literally always scared i dont have another setting.
There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison
hey if u canât drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.
itâs only âeasyâ bc weâve normalized it.
it would be great for neurotypicals to reblog this
this is a serious point and makes me feel a lot better about my refusal to get a driverâs license and yes neurotypicals please reblog this but iâm also thinking about that one gif of george washington barrelling towards you in a truck

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Yeah same
Sculptures by Phil Young.
*whispers softly but with feeling* what the fuck
this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
Move To A Darker Place
This is a story of Man Vs. Machine.
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Last March, my father attempted to file his Taxes.
My beloved father is a Boomer. Unlike most Boomers, my father is rather handy with technology because he was one of the people that had a not-insignificant hand in Developing a hell of a lot of it. He was studying Computer Science at Cal Poly before the computer science degree existed. I have many fond childhood memories of skipping through the aisles of various electronic and computer part warehouses while Dad described something that either terrified the staff or made them worship him as a God. He taught himself how to use his smartphone. Internationally.
So when he saw the option to file digitally with the IRS through the âID.meâ program, he leapt at the chance to celebrate the Federal Government finally entering the Digital Age.
It was all going swimmingly for about six hours, until he was ready to file and the system told him that it needed to verify his identity.Â
âVery Well.â said my father, a man unafraid of talking to himself and getting something out of the conversation. âIt wouldnât do for me to get someone elseâs return.â
The System told him that it needed him to take a âDigital Image IDâ.
a.k.a: A Selfie.

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if thereâs only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says âDry Cleanâ itâs safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleanedÂ
But if it says âDry Clean Onlyâ you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right
#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast
Not so friendly reminder that musk specifically came up with, and pushed, for hyperloop knowing that it would never be made, as an effort to stop the development of highspeed rail in America and shift all political discussions of it because "something better is around the corner":
As Iâve written in my book, Musk admitted to his biographer Ashlee Vance that Hyperloop was all about trying to get legislators to cancel plans for high-speed rail in Californiaâeven though he had no plans to build it. Several years ago, Musk said that public transit was âa pain in the assâ where you were surrounded by strangers, including possible serial killers, to justify his opposition.
source: new york times
Also: 2024 update, the total length of China's high-speed rail tracks has now reached well over 45,000 km, or 28,000 miles, by the end of 2023.
They are additionally five years ahead of schedule and expect to double the total number within ten years. And, before someone inevitably complains about "how expensive it is", they are turning over a net-profit of over $600M USD a year.
it was an ad for these sunglasses, that was their slogan :)
Now who has a source for the shorts
literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family
....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?
i donât necessarily conflate âfalling downâ with âbeing dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuiltâ but i guess its not my area of expertise
OK the Wikipedia article is a fun read if you're into such things but my favorite fact is that they rebuilt the bridge over dry land and then dug a canal underneath.

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Dogs literally like "FUCK YOU FENCE! YOU WANNA HURT MY LITTLE BUDDY? WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!"
Seeing how attentive this dog is to his goat herd is amazing
Livestock guardian dogs are great and the funniest thing happened when I moved here to Angeles Crest Creamery with my sheep. The resident goats had never seen sheep before and found them *terrifying*. To the crew of three Great Pyrnees the sheep were self evidently just more livestock to be protected though.
So then lambing happened and the lambs got to an exploratory age and periodically one would see Gloria's big white goat Apple and mistake her for my big white goat Gwyn and think "oh there's my flock" and go bouncing over to the Original Goats. The OGs would be HORRIFIED that this monster was coming RIGHT AT THEM and start moving away.
The lamb would follow.
The goats would think "oh shit it's chasing us" and start running.
The lamb would think "oh shit everyone is running I better catch up".
They would do laps around the barn like this, one 20lb Soay lamb pursuing a flock of 16 150lb Nubian goats.
The dogs would hear the ruckus and come running, thinking that a predator was after the goats, and stop and stare and and you could see them desperately trying to figure out what they needed to protect the flock from because there was no perceivable danger.
Then the Lamb's mother would yell for it and it would stop and peel off to go home and the goats would stop and look embarrassed and everything would calm down until the next time a lamb didn't pay attention.
The lamb would think âoh
shit everyone is running
I better catch upâ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I miss them a lot, listening to âweâll never changeâ and âshadow in the sunâ reminds me of Victor and Eli every time. My Roman Empire I fear, I think about them too much.