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I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

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The Minister of Education has told me that if no other classroom is provided the school will be closed without hesitation and you will not be allowed to teach there

I'm so tired of getting to this result if we can't make that available in a day You'll really be lost and you'll be littered Please, the costs here are very high. Please share this post and donate to complete the construction, please.

We still need a little. Please donate before it's too late Please don't donate, we can't continue learning either. Please donate GFM

I guess you're taking my circumstances into account The money I am collecting on this campaign is not mine, so I am collecting it to build a school to educate Gaza's children. Don't you have children? Imagine your little brother is in Gaza. the And he can't learn how you'll feel Please don't ignore and donate to us before closing this small business please do

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

like u assumed i couldnt possibly have a disability bc im black….and u somehow think racism isnt a main component to all of this? yall see disability as a inherently white “thing” and thats why people of color dont like when yall try to talk over us about racism, bc clearly u dont get it

“they cant handle gingers! they cant handle people who dye their hair pink! they cant handle people who get nose piercings!” i promise u they can and do as long as those people are white, like i promise u from the bottom of my heart white ppl r a thousand times more accepting of “alternative” looks as long as the person doing it is white

like i can’t even give my opinion on that ur not even asking me like for advice or thoughts ur just going “this white guy is being rlly racist and heres how in extreme detail and btw he tried to kill a black person” what do u want me to reply to that with….its 9 am…….y do u think thats normal….that behavior in of itself is racist bc it’s like u dont rlly see me or any black people for that matter as regular people, u know not to walk up to random white queers and start ranting about idk homophobic hate crimes….u know it isn’t appropriate to walk up to a random woman and start talking about acid attacks due to misogyny, u know that its not appropriate so y do you do it 😭

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My little nephew is dying. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

We need 700 for my nephew's surgery. The operation is in a sensitive area of ​​his body and cannot be delayed. The surgery will determine his future ability to have children, and it must be done quickly while he is still young, before he grows older and suffers greatly, and may also be unable to have children. Please don't leave us alone. Help us! Donate to us.

Isn't what I've lost enough? Isn't it enough that I lost my mother, the most precious thing I had, because of the occupation? They prevented her from traveling, and she was sick with cancer. Or should I tell you about my brother, who was martyred in this war? He was the father of my nephew, who needs surgery. He was killed by a bullet to the head. Or my uncle, who was martyred, and half of my relatives and friends. I'm trying so hard not to lose my young nephew too. Please donate, don't let us down. Donate, donate! 💔😭

Someone has donated 25 euros, but we still need 675 euros. Please donate—I swear I am crying right now; I cannot bear this. Please, my nephew’s condition is heartbreaking; I feel as though he is breathing his last breaths. Please donate—my heart aches terribly. I hope one of you understands and helps me. Please donate. 😭💔

Friends, we still need €580 to get the surgery done for my nephew as soon as possible. Please, do not let me down, and do not let down a soul waiting for your help. I have great hope in you—please, please donate. 💔😭

Guys, we still need 550 euros for the surgery, and the deadline is tomorrow. Please, please don't let me down; please donate so we can go ahead with the procedure. You are our only hope. I hope someone who can help in any way sees this. Please, please donate—please donate. 😭💔

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.