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hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

average Oblivion custom character

hold on let me install it real quick

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

and good luck explaining things to your insurance provider!

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved

9 out of 10 haters stop hating before finally being vindicated

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

Finding out this was in Tucson by going to the rink on a whim felt like seeing a celebrity.

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

[ID: tiktok by @/juzt_sammie with the caption "POV: You're visually impaired." A man walks up to a wall outside with a paper notice taped onto it. He says, "What is this? Let me put on my glasses." He puts them on and takes the paper, reading, "Beware, quicksa—" then cuts himself off with an annoyed look at the camera. As he says this he starts rapidly sinking downwards into the quicksand out of frame. End ID.]

Hilarious, but not what POV means.