The Caffeination Station

It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!

In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)

In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)

... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -

YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!

I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

My final piece of propaganda for the poll between my loser boy Yue Qingyuan and Gomez Addams (whom we all love and admire) - I believe Gomez & Morticia would give the win to YQY. (He never gets any wins.)

The Qijiu tragedy is too delightful, they'd love to help. And perhaps it doesn't really matter who the child's father is (will YQY get to be their third? We can only know if it gets YQY pregnant). That would drive SJ crazy. And babytrapping is also an option. Decisions decisions...

And YQY is being persuaded. If it will get him closer to Xiao Jiu... or perhaps to even get to carry XJ's child...

Rachel Ann Bovier is a Pittsburgh legend who has been publishing her poems in city newspapers for decades. In more recent years, she started putting up these bill boards along major roads. For what reason? I have no clue. But I would often pass them on my way to Oakland for therapy. They never failed to cheer me up.

As a young trans writer, they gave me this precious little spark of joy. There was someone like me, a writer, a Pittsburgher, a trans person, who was confident enough to put their face on a bill board! I would always smile as we passed by and my mom took note.

Fast forward a few years and it’s my 21st birthday. My mom has been super excited about my gift and teased me about it over and over again. She said it was the best gift she’d ever gotten me and in many ways she was right. It was a custom poem she commissioned from Miss Bouvier! It congratulated me on my birthday, my academic success, lots of little stuff. It was simple and sweet and perfect.

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Howl]

FANTASIA (1940)

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.

HC: it's not as if SQH isn't strong, it's just he doesn't apply himself. He is an immortal cultivator after all. A peak lord. From An Ding. The peak that does a lot of physical labour.

big dog aura VS small dog energy

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