I live in bangkok, and my hobby is bothering women

fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I enjoy when video game mechanics fuck up in ways that provide insight into the particulars of their implementation. Like, my aerial controls just went screwy because somewhere below me there was a section of icy floor? Fascinating – let's see what other deranged implementation details I can puzzle out.

when he's right he's right

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"

atla heritage post

Every time I see some joke about Star Trek-style teleporter technology I'm like "I should write a story about the potential of this technology re: the whole 'killing and copying people' thing and the ramifications of being able to essentially print people" and then I remember I already wrote it. Every single time.

#Holy fuck, this story changed me.

Good, that's what stories are supposed to do!

Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow geez. Go read this

No, that's about what I expected from a Derin short story. Those things stick with you forever!

If I'm going to go to the effort of typing it up it had better fuck people up or I might as well go play computer games instead

That category is most scifi

Just read this. What the fuck Derin

Stori

Derin, what the fuck was that???? Cursed implications

Stori!

Derin, what the fuck.

I keep telling you guys! Stori!

There are way more fucked up implications that didn't fit this story, I'm considering returning to the topic with a new one at some point.

Derin, what the FUCK?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

Stori...

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time

I've made this exact post like 3 different times atp but. It's endlessly funny when people (especially tech company people) treat Asimov's three laws as a legit proposed framework for Artificial Intelligence safety when like. Nearly every single Asimov story they're featured in involves something going wrong as a result of a robot trying to follow three three laws in a situation that makes execution of the laws ambiguous or contradictory. They're not a guideline for legit AI programming they're a plot device designed to cause problems due to interacting in weird ways with complicated hypothetical situations!

we've implemented the safety standards from the award-winning These Are Insufficient Safety Standards series of novels!