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I’m sick of temporal plans. I don’t want to hang out next Wednesday, let’s chill after the next thunderstorm. Meet me when it’s 75 degrees. Time isn’t real.

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

lms if u started doing peace signs in photos ironically and now u cant stop

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

“so check this contour.” D E A D

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.