✨Neverland System✨

where would we be withour kermit

some of these i’ve never seen omg

You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

read that. read it again, and again, and again. somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot. if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.

What in the fresh hell

What if I sleep standing up

I sleep hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Batman*?

Have we confirmed that he sleeps like a bat??

Because I do.

Oh my god

Neon jock ayyy

beach lungs wtf

Idiot Kids. Yup

I'd listen to that band

Ok bones ... I was planning on forming a band and this name fits too well....

Pink dad

Local hug??

girl sun

shit jerk

shit hotel

spit baby

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

welp

thats creepy

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

Abuse begins with insecurity

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

Also like, hate to be the bearer of unpleasant reminders, but a female-bodied individual going to 7-11 at midnight is in fact physically dangerous for them? So like, as amusing as it is to say ~yay treat the little things as adventures~ for female-bodied people it is 3 times more dangerous to do “mundane” things, especially at night…. So technically for us it IS kind of a dangerous, typically hazardous and thus somewhat exciting experience.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

reblog to save lives!

Wow. Thanks

❤ Please share ☝️

If I ever stop sharing this. It means I am in exam week or my family is demanding my presence for “socialization”

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Will there be a drag show?

ALWAYS

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