Pardon our Dust..

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

i keep spamming him with likes just to show him that i'd ride him senseless if he asked me to

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I need more gay irl friends

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

Gimli would try the door handle at an escape room