o tempora!

@tw-5

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Ὦ φίλη, πάντως δεῖ σε τοῦτο τὸ βιβλίον ἀναγνῶναι· περὶ γάρ ἐστι ταύτης τῆς πανούργου μικρᾶς κάμπης, ἥτις παντοδαπῶν θείων ἐμπίπλαται

Ocelle hunc librum tibi necesse est legere! Nam de scelerosa hac erucula est quae divina omnium generum vorat

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

@tw-5

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

@tw-5

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.