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great job everyone lets hit the showers

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Not again

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gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

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@mikubinderdrawsfanfiction fuck

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HAHAHAHAHAAHA

One way ticket to tullius town heehehheeh

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there are three games i will always return to, skyrim, minecraft, and team fortress 2

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And stay safe everyone!

scooplery

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

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I have never needed a fic more in my life.

Grockdrian (qpr or preferably romantic relationship) fic where Grace either manages to establish communication with Earth from Erid or even better manages to actually make it back to Earth, and he introduces/comes back with his mates. The reaction of the entire human race to the fact that the saviour of the world is this freaky little monsterfucker who somehow managed to bag 2 aliens WHILE saving 2 planets would be spectacular.

#grockdrian #project hail mary #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #adrian phm #adrian the eridian #ryland grace #eva stratt #archive of our own #fanfiction #ryland grace is a monsterfucker #source: trust me bro #either fully commited or if you like him aroace #a spiritual monsterfucker

seankurwisean

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

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in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

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Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

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this used to be a common knowledge

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

electricpentacle

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

underthehedge

It's rude to come into my house and assault me like that and some day I may or may not have my revenge. But mark my words, if I do, you will rue the day. You're probably in no danger though.

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i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

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We stan!!!!

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There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!

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Extremely wholesome content.

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

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HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - you have hypothermia

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

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I was thinking about the Kryn color scheme for clothing and interior design being purple - always looks very cool - but then I thought about how that's the same color as drow skin and------

is THIS what that feels like to them.????

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sad beige mom essek (spoilers under cut)

Does that mean Essek is a sad beige mom to his and Calebs cats....

Caleb; is a former farm kid (probably quite poor), scholarship kid, used to be homeless, now he is a level of maximalist that borders on a hording problem. He has so many colourful little trinkets (mostly from Veth and Jester), his clothes are from fashions of several different cultures, he has multicolored quilts everywhere (Yasha seems like the sort to pick up quilting), he has so many pillows on every available surface, there are books and papers scattered around his space, he has approximately 89 different mugs. Somehow he knows where everything is, there is order in that chaos.

Essek; a former memeber of one of the most influential families in the dynasty, grew up rich and pretty much stayed rich for most of his life, now hes a total minimalist, sad beige man. He has all his things either neatly on 1 book shelf or organized into little pocket dimensions, his clothes still follow the kryn style of sticking to purples and blacks (with the exception of 1 green scarf that caleb made him, its his favorite item of clothing), owns 2 mugs (they are both slightly different shades of purple, one is for coffee the other for tea, caleb accidentally put coffee in his tea mug once and he was not impressed). Also perfectly organized obviously (Caleb once spent 3h looking through all his pocket dimensions to find 1 specific ink, he does not understand the system yet)

#mn animated #kind of #kryn dynasty #critical role #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #former poor kid maximalist husband/former rich kid minimaist husband #? sure

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

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