im letting this shit take me out

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

How are my sweetie pees

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.

Livin la penis smoka

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

in the club getting psychosexual