I wanted to give a request being either 30k or 40k timeline, just a funny little thought I had, but imagine the Primarchs (accidentally) doing something to their wives. Like bumping into them, giving sass because theyβre tired or whatnot and their sons DO NOT tolerate it.
I just know Loken would drop kick Horus for his mama. Sigismund would probably throw a brick at Dorn. Dark Angels & Space wolves full on growling at Lionβel or Leman. I just thought it would be a funny idea to allow you some creative writing as a break!! No need to rush this ask just had to share it with someone :p
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Oh my friend, the astartes don't fuck around when it comes to their legion mama. They don't care who it is, if you're disrespected, they will deal with it.
Especially the legions with less than friendly fathers.
The Night Lords have chased Konrad from a room more than once for snapping at you. Sevatar even snatched him by the collar and full on threatened to make his visions of death come true early when Konrad grabbed you too roughly (he didn't mean to, he forgets his strength with you sometimes)
Perturabo knocked you over entirely on accident and had his sons turn on him so fast. The quickest way to humble him is to remind him that you have more power over his legion than he does (a fact he lowkey doesn't hate all that much because he knows that means he chose his lover correctly, and it's a good reminder that his sons were actually good for something.)
Kharn full on punched Angron in the face for raising his voice at you. No question, no warning, he just launched himself across the room and fed his father a knuckle sandwich.
But none of the primarchs are safe from the rage of their sons if they were to ever hurt their wives in any way.
Dark Angels have run off with you before, full on hiding you for weeks because Lion snapped at you. He had to hunt them down so he could apologize- something he's already not great at. Thankfully, you're a literal angel, and heard him out even if it was rough and awkward.
Ahriman put hundreds of little hexes on Magnus to cause him all manner of inconveniences when he said something that made you feel stupid and cry. There were so many of them, Magnus was finding remnants for years after it was all smoothed out. Though, that could also be because Magnus tends to talk down to you a lot without meaning to, and none of his sons- most of all Ahriman- put up with that.
Fulgrim learned very quickly why making you cry was a bad idea when he criticized your appearance once. It was a small comment (in his less than humble opinion), but it was enough to upset you to the point of tears and stars help him he's never seen his sons so angry. He had three of them shove themselves between the two of you while two more ushered you away to soothe you while talking about helping you divorce him if you want. He wasn't permitted to see you for days until you finally told your sons you missed him and wanted to talk.
And the Alpha Legion? The Alpha Legion will full on expose which of them is their fathers if either of them disrespect you. And you know they're telling the truth because of how horribly offended they are on your behalf that their fathers spoke to you that way.
I have so many more examples. I could absolutely go on.
