saw this tiktok like "when pro choice women die all the aborted babies block their path to heaven"...um I could literally just step around them. babies have NOTHING on me

"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

its fucking dember.

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

one thing about me is that my back hurts

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

this is literally so fucking funny

She/theys are the light that makes the world bearable. You agree. You reblog.

This man look like the older brother from wizards of waverly place